| The Chancellor | Alison Janney |
| InsideMan | Richard Jenik |
| La Curandera | Nao Bustamante |
| NanoJanitor | Ricardo Dominguez |
| The Median | Lisa Brenneis |
| Senior Adjunct Stimpy | Brett Spivey |
| Ms. Skaggs | Amanda Law |
| Jeremiad | Gregory Bird |
| osolonelyboy | Andrew Collins |
| El Mnemònico | Gerardo Navarro |